Mind Altered Humans

What if crop circles were iterations of my thoughts? I know that on some 20/20 show or something, a couple years back or so, some farmer said that he created them with a lawn mower, but you humans say things all the time that aren't true.

Or, if you'd rather believe some old fat farmer, rather than me - the awesome and prominent lone Space Mountain Man, then consider whether or not I didn't possess that fat farmer to ride about his lawn mower in an artistic fashion.

A few months back I was orbiting very near a hot sun, of a planet you Earthlings haven't discovered yet, and there was no shade on this darned mountain that I could go to escape the searing heat which was building upon my body and soul and sweltering inside my helmet. And as I've mentioned before I'm all alone out here, so no little girl scouts selling lemonade either, to quench the mounting thirst induced by severe heat stroke.

I kept hallucinating that a giant whirlpool fan was cascading through space, orbiting around my very home of a mountain. It looked exactly like this!

Case and point number 2: I'm trying to code a new game for you visitors to play when you come read my postulations. It should be quite fun, similar to that old arcade game asteroids.... but get this: Instead of shooting asteroids, you will attempting to mimic my everyday real life by not shooting the asteroids, but the raccoons which gleefully ride upon them, laughing at me with their rabid eyes and blood stained teeth, and demonic predispositions.

While trying to make this game, I keep seeing this image of a pixelated robotron in my minds eye, that looks exactly like this crop circle. This robotron drives my inspiration as I think of all the old arcade games I played before I left that silly ball of Earth.

I've snapped these photos as proof, using my super high powered telescope, and isn't it a coincidence that I am always orbiting above their direct location?

Lastly, and if you don't believe me now I hope you never serve jury duty because you are a fool! I mean what, seriously, what do you think? The cylons do it? You think they have time for this? No, it's work best left for the humans.

I've been obsessing about why you humans believe that stars are shaped with 5 points and the sun is a big circle with swiggly lines extending from it at exact points. You must know absolutely nothing whatsoever about the space continuum, or a space vacuum, or me for that matter - the awesome and prominent Space Mountain Man, and so shame on you!! In any event, after dwelling on this matter, this crop circle appeared in the UK.

It really makes you think, doesn't it?