Imagine sitting in this baby all day long! Maybe some people might be really into recliners, so not only would they have a chair attached to their back, but an automatic ottoman too!
Now, let's get real... humans would have to seriously get in shape or evolve, one of the two, for this to come to pass. I mean, most humans have back problems as it is without lugging around a chair. Admit it! I see you through my fancy high powered telescope and the truth is, most of you have a hard time carrying a solitary grocery bag into your house from your car. I'm not referring to myself of course, because I hike around my space mountain packing my super ultra awesome space gun, and shoot fiercely crazy rabid raccoons, but we are talking about you earth humans and not me, so if you were to adopt this idea then you would need to make some drastic changes.
Now, let's get real... humans would have to seriously get in shape or evolve, one of the two, for this to come to pass. I mean, most humans have back problems as it is without lugging around a chair. Admit it! I see you through my fancy high powered telescope and the truth is, most of you have a hard time carrying a solitary grocery bag into your house from your car. I'm not referring to myself of course, because I hike around my space mountain packing my super ultra awesome space gun, and shoot fiercely crazy rabid raccoons, but we are talking about you earth humans and not me, so if you were to adopt this idea then you would need to make some drastic changes.
Why not? If earth humans continue degrading themselves and exercise nothing but laziness, this could work as incentive for the unmotivated. And really with all this talk about stimulating the economy, this could be the ultimate in restoring America. I can see it now: A Chair for Every Person!" Who wouldn't go for that? I'd sign an 1,100 page congressional bill if it was all about affixing a permanent chair to my back like a set of wings. You lazy people should love that, here's the motto: "Why fly, when you can sit!"
It would be so awesome. The chair would fold into your back like wings, and then you would press a button on your inner wrist like Spiderman, and like spidey webs out pops your chair, and fun times ensue.
But then what happens?... regulation. Earth humans must maintain a certain physical regime in order to get a chair. Admit it! In your current state you couldn't lug this around. It wouldn't be good for the economy, or otherwise, for people to get a chair affixed to their backs and then plop over dead. Talk about bad for business and frivolous lawsuits: people don't bother to prepare themselves for the shock of carrying around several extra hundred pounds and then ruin it for the rest of us! I think I speak for everyone when I say, "Screw the person who dies and I don't get my chair because of it, just because they were number 235 at the front of the line unprepared, and I got stuck with the lottery number 1,000,000, 234." Right?
Think about the price of cars. They would plummet without the added cost of chairs! Oh yes! This would really be a plan to boost the economy!
Space Mountain Man for President!
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I know nothing? So original, failing, however, to take in to account that as I am using this I am obviously capable of at least the most basic motary functions. If you don't like my blog then don't read it.
is this aliens?
I do whatever I want. I'm the Space Mountain Man - jealous?
In the beginning it is vacuum, then a thought just appear , then space was created to accomodate the time and since then you and all of us bloggers have been busy in search for the path back to this original 'thought', journeying homeward to 'vacuum'.
In sequence of apperance is, thought, then space, then time, then soil, then man(Adam),then flood, then mountain, then this "Space Mountain Man", then ....
Anyway, Healthy Wealth blogger glad you find the space and time to drop by http:/theinnozablog.blogspot.com again, until next visitation, keep the Space Mountain Man healthy and wealthy! (smile)
Space mountain Man, I Future Hercules say you were never destined to be President. Your future resides in far off galaxies where the space racoons are plentiful,be thee gone or feel the wrath of my almighty power.
Human must stand and sit with equal amount of time in sapce if possible, to prevent atrophy of leg muscles and sanity. Armchair or chairman is just for a short time but not for eternity, let's stand for Space Mountain Black Woman as president of USA! Impossible? why not? Due to the present schma in our mind.
Anyway let's consider our value again from Healthy Wealth pointing to soundness and simplicity in journey into spaceless time or timeless-space, again.
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